On eating live shrimp:

It was among the most unsettling experiences I have ever had in a restaurant, preparing to bite into a living creature as it glared back at me, antennae whipping in wild circles, legs churning, body contorting as if to power the spinnerets that had been so rudely ripped from its torso, less at that moment a foodstuff than a creature that clearly did not want to be eaten....

I bit into the animal, devouring all of its sweetness in one mouthful, and I felt the rush of life pass from its body into mine, the sudden relaxation of its feelers, the blankness I swear I could see overtaking its eyes. It was weird and primal and breathtakingly good, and I don't want to do it again.

Did I mention I like french movies?

Le Cheval

Frickin' funny!

BRMC

Their new album is killer, according to these guys....

Pretty cool pic

Ryan can dig it...

That came from:

Stumbledupon

Pretty sweet!

This doesn't apply to you...

Why intelligent people are unhappy

The French make the best movies

Ever. Case in point.

"Let's be friends"

I’m tortured

I’ve thought of you every waking moment

For days now

How beautiful, caring and thoughtful you are

And so attractive

In a way I haven’t felt for many years now

And I’ve thought

About how my heart has been so broken

And your feelings…

How hurting you would be such a crime

Worsening the pain

With every moment of passing time

That I tricked us both

Into pretending I’m ready for you